Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)

Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck? by RaioKai October 15, 2011

Jimmy Two-Shoes 

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

Jimmy Two-Shoes by alonsosc98 October 10, 2013

White Shoes 

YouTuber Flossy Carter's cat who is also named Xerxes. Being referred as white shoes because she has white paws. Xerxes likes to pop up and mostly the focus of the video.

Shout out to white shoes, back in the building

White Shoes by OffensiveJuggernaut January 4, 2019

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. 

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.

Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex. by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019

piss shoes 

Piss shoes are the shoes you where when you know you are going out to get wasted and when you know that by the end of the night you will have pissed on them at least once.

Fuck me. I'm so thankful to myself that I brought my piss shoes cuz i jus tried urinating outside and i got piss all over my shoes.

piss shoes by scumslug October 18, 2009

Mr. Cool Shoes 

a person who is soooo exceptionally "cool" that they deem the title Mr. Cool Shoes. footwear has no actual significance to the title, recognition is based solely on "coolness"

Guy1: "god savannah head is so fucking cool"
Guy2: "fuck yea dude, i wish i was her"
Guy1: "shes like a fucking Mr. Cool shoes or something"
Guy2: "i fucking know right?"

Mr. Cool Shoes by driscollicious November 17, 2010

My Shoes Squeaked 

1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.

2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.

1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.

2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".

My Shoes Squeaked by JayEssBee85 May 31, 2018