excuse deuce 

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

excuse deuce by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

excuse merchant 

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .

Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "

excuse merchant by krazy836 March 14, 2012

Exclusion 

A violent act that occurs when certain people decide to go to the local bread bar without you, only to tell you moments before they leave.

An example of exclusion: "Hey, we're all going to the local bread bar today. Oh, no, sorry, you can't come."

Exclusion by #octothorp June 23, 2021

Boogie excuse 

Something my stupid exgirlfriend said to me and made me frustrated.

"Hey Alex, your boogie excuses are lame."
"WTF are you talking about?"

Boogie excuse by alexkingkong January 2, 2009

Snap Exclusive

The act of strictly communicating via Snapchat with hopes of keeping a relationship secret or halt it from advancing further to text message or even phone calls. It is unlikely the two have even exchanged phone numbers.

Dean is snap exclusive with Kaley because he doesn’t want it to go too far or for his other girls to see.

Snap Exclusive by abells_ July 27, 2020

Trillway Exclusive

Record Label Founded by Maco Trillway. Consists of Many upcoming A List Celebrities.

Trillway Exclusive The Label

Trillway Exclusive by Maco Trillway Fan <3 March 18, 2021

exclusively dating 

Mutual feelings to each other. Not really in a relationship at this point but with high posibility of long term. No commitments yet but shows respect to its potetial by not seeing anyone else. Sometimes even avoids interactions with others that would represent an opportunity.

Ryan & April are exclusively dating but not in a relationship just yet!

exclusively dating by jame dean October 11, 2016