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Early Earthquake Warning 

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.
Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.
I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

Mexican Earthquake 

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

drop like an earthquake 

When someone thick AF just be gettin down on the dance floor.

North Carolina Earthquake 

The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.
Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!

Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry
By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.