Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

stinky on your dinky 

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

stinky on your dinky by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Spangy Dangy 

An adjective meaning unpleasant, undesirable, shitty, or generally fucked up.

My network connection is all spangy dangy today so I can't download enough pr0n.

Dude, I went to eat that Seafood Surprise, but it was left out all night and it got fucking spangy dangy.

Spangy Dangy by badgerboy69 February 19, 2009

saggy ding fro 

A long floppy piece of skin that hangs between your genitalia and your anus that can produce long stinging sensations that are quite harmful to your genitals

I bet you have a saggy ding fro

saggy ding fro by Tubby bilbo January 27, 2017

Stimmy Dinny 

When one gets their stimulus check and spends it on an elaborate dinner spread, where they treat all of their friends. A Stimmy Dinny is usually at a Red Lobster or some other greasy chain restaurant.

Lyn got a fat stimmy check yesterday, she said, “ hey Keoki, Let’s get our Stimmy Dinny on tonight...”

Stimmy Dinny by Geo fence March 18, 2021

Slam Bo Dinky 

When you have a friend bet you that a word is not in the Dictionary.

Colin "Golly gee Brett if you don't believe me I guess we got a real slam bo dinky on our hands."
Brett "what the fuck did you get on my hands?"

Slam Bo Dinky by words for society's new shit November 13, 2017

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia

Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.

dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008