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What Bills 

A phrase best used when someone asks questions, expects explanations, or tells someone what to do (including how to act) and is not owed an answer or reaction.
“If they ain’t paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.” -RuPaul
Person 1: You need to keep your phone on. Why did you have it off in the first place?
Person 2: WHAT BILLS?
Person 1: (Dumb founded)
Person 2: Pay a damn bill and you can tell me what to do or ask why I did something.
What Bills by Wqwheat July 28, 2019
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A nickname for somebody with money in the bank used especially when being sarcastic
Aww he think he Boa Bills he broke ASF lol
Boa Bills by Big Bills Snatch Em February 18, 2020
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wills and bills

A hugely successful landscaping firm famed for its crazy paving designs and award-winning patios.

nb. Due to a number of court orders, Wills and Bills are unavailable for primary school contracts.
Wills and Bills, for all your horticultural needs.
wills and bills by willsandbills August 18, 2016

garlic bread don’t pay the bills 

A quote by the famous rapper Post Malone
garlic bread don’t pay the bills
- Post Malone
A person who knows whats at stake and/or kills apparatuses of smoke (e.g. bedis, cigarettes and weed) beyond what is acceptable in most social circles
The typical social habits of a J Bills

J Bills - Can I get kills?
Person - Theres nothing left.
J Bills - I can still get some out of that.
J Bills by Dr. Spock April 13, 2008

Pay my bills.

The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)
I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."

"Made by the crimsion chin"
Pay my bills. by Mascottt April 8, 2010

pay the bills online 

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.
Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."
pay the bills online by Secret TM December 14, 2016