yoko math 

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

yoko math by garbagebread June 11, 2024

Yoko Ono 

Who is John Lennon's second wife. Some people think that she's the worst part of The Beatles due to her breaking up the band but that's not the cause. She's a mind controlling lady who would do anything for John and not others, Yoko is also not a good step mother to Julian at all. Oh yeah, and she screams very loudly too.

The way Yoko Ono screams for her lover in the studio gives me a rash

Yoko Ono by PeachOrchid August 3, 2025

Yoko Ono'ing

When one of the lads gets a girlfriend and he leaves the group to be with her.

Dave: Ever since Robert got with Kate. He's been spending more time with her than us!

Ben: He would rather spend a Saturday with her than watch the football with us while having a beer.

Dave: Ever since she stepped in the scene she's been Yoko Ono'ing him from the group!

Yoko Ono'ing by Happy dinosaur October 22, 2025

Yoko Homo

A Yoko Homo is an LGBT person who breaks up the band of their LGBT significant other.

That untalented loser pulled a Yoko Homo and broke up their girlfriend/boyfriend’s band?

Yoko Homo by TWillisjr December 12, 2025

Pulling A Yoko Ono

Pulling A Yoko Ono(Verb); The instance in which a Woman successfully breaks up your crew; The said female may be dating one of your homies, therefore distracting attention from your friends. A Yoko Ono can also be pulled by a simply good looking or persuasive female.

Origin: Yoko Ono, who was dating John Lennon, definitely broke up the Beatles, ending the greatest band of all time. Thus; This is dubbed, "Pulling a Yoko Ono".

Guy one: "Goddammit Steven! your stupid girlfriend broke up the crew!"

Guy two: "Yeah, that hoe pulled a fucking Yoko Ono on us!"

Guy three(Steven): "Guys, she was just too hot. I couldn't resist!"

Guys one and two proceed to kick the shit out of Steven and shun him from the crew forever because his girlfriend was Pulling A Yoko Ono.

Pulling A Yoko Ono by J.Killou July 4, 2009

ass-yoko

A fart so rank it causes a group of chatting people to disperse, thus "breaking up the group."

Based on the common belief that Yoko Ono was responsible for the breakup of the Beatles.

We were having a nice conversation by the keg until Maynard let loose with a horrendous ass-yoko.

ass-yoko by waydown August 25, 2008

Doing a Yoko 

Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself.

"I see Victoria Beckham has resorted to Doing a Yoko."
"Are you surprised with that singing voice?"

Doing a Yoko by Manx bloke November 5, 2006