Man#1: Dude... Getonmyhorse.com got hit by Anonymous.
Man#2: Wasn't that huge for a while?
Man#3: Yeah. Leave it to Anonymous, right?
Man#1: Scientology'd.

Scientology by Conspicuous-Ninja December 1, 2010

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scientology

fucking stupid cult

scientology is fucking stupid

scientology by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

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scientology

1. A tax-exempt corporation with the facade of a "bona-fide" religion created by L. Ron Hubbard as a way to make money when his "better-than-psychology" clinics failed to do so in the 1950s.

2. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a piece of scientific equipment, such as a microscope.

3. A sexual act whereby a man reads a science textbook to a woman who then becomes bored. When she inevitably falls asleep, the man hits her over the head with the textbook, yelling "science!" He then takes off her top and studies her breasts whilst masturbating. Upon completion, he jisms into the open textbook, smears his essence all over the open pages, and sticks the textbook to the woman's face. He may then, at his option, invite people over to "study" with her, thereby causing her severe embarrassment when she comes to.

1. Scientology Auditor: "Hey, you, man walking down the street that appears to have better things to do! Yes, you! Would you like to be audited such that we can eventually remove your Thetans after charging you thousands of dollars for brainwashing?"

Man: "No."

2. Woman: "Oh yeah baby, adjust that coarse focus knob!"

3. Girl's Roommate: "Damn, were you up all night studying again?"

Girl: (Just coming to) "Ugh, what time is it?"

Girl's Roommate: "What, I can't hear you with that textbook on your face. And why does my microscope smell?"

Girl: (Rips the book off, but the inner pages stick to her face) "I have no idea, but I must have been sitting down too long because my ass hurts".

scientology by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010

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Scientology

A less popular copy of Christianity. Similar principle, but less public appeal.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, you know what I just realised?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Scientology is just like Christianity.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Well, they both involve some great celestial being and people believing in what they read in a fiction novel.
Guy 2: Holy shit.

Scientology by Willdood December 31, 2009

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