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Roberto Male 

A Roberto Male is a man with a very large pp, about the size of Roberto Esquivels.
Guy one: I'm so sorry about your mom's death.
Guy two: Yeah, I told her not to date that Roberto male.
Roberto Male by JDButAPilot November 9, 2021

roberto medina 

Just this one guy you’ll kinda remember meeting but just not sure if you’re making it up or not.
roberto medina by RubbertoGuy April 16, 2019

Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

Roberto Nevilis 

That one man we all blame for inventing homework but didn't.

First off, how could he invent homework in 1905 when California passed an act in 1901(that was later removed) that banned homework for children under 15. Secondly, it also couldn't have been in 1095 because photography wasn't even invented till 1826. How do you explain that one black-and-white photo everyone keeps using of him?
Random dude: I don't know who Roberto Nevilis is but Google says he invented homework so I hate him.
Roberto Nevilis by Orchadicus November 22, 2021

Roberto Firmino 

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.
Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.
Roberto Firmino by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

Roberto Gjoka 

Tall guy w a big dick, he funnier than a mf, he aint no simp & also strong as hell could prob body a gorilla w his bare hands.
Wow i went w Roberto Gjoka and he wrecked my pussy
Roberto Gjoka by HIs sidechick November 23, 2021