wet politician 

When you are having intercourse, you have the woman squirt all over important paperwork, afterwords you let it dry, and let your co-worker deal with the paperwork in the morning !

Man, my wife brought home extra paperwork because her asshole boss. Jokes on him, we did the Wet Politician !

wet politician by Adrennanlin January 30, 2015

politician (def.) 

Someone who will say anything to anybody at any time to get exactly what they want. Lawyer See "politician" and add: With a total lack of ethics and/or remorse for their actions. Judge See "lawyer" and add: With a shitty attitude.

Just watch the news someday.

politician (def.) by The Honorable ... August 25, 2005

Politicin

To talk/converse with females

I was over there politicin.

Politicin by koii February 22, 2009

politician 

Not just a person whose basically more trouble than they're worth, corrupt and evil, but they're also literally a fine representation of everything that's currently wrong with the world.

"Money", "Notoriety", and "Power", as well "Themselves" are the ONLY things that Politicians care about. Because they're professional liars, they'll do whatever it takes to get these things.

In addition, Politicians pretend to "care" about less fortunate people or "support" charities, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them or take advantage of them, as well as wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets, or even passing biased and hypocritical laws that only suits THEM, but not SOCIETY, that don't even make the slightest bit of sense.

Another thing with Politicians, is when bad things happen in the world, they point the finger of blame at whoever they want, just to cause problems.

Politicians are corrupt, evil, and greedy.

politician by ChrisMBurdick July 12, 2016

Dirty Politician 

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.

“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”

Dirty Politician by Redblossom January 5, 2019

Urban Politicionary 

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.

Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

Urban Politicionary by GaySchlatt July 23, 2020

politician 

A person who can talk for hours and never say anything.

little shit: I'm going to be a politician when I grow up
-what?

politician by RagnavokeSA May 15, 2013