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Philhardy
Often Spoke of in the North west (mainly Stockport) as an urban legend there is infact a rare breed of these creatures known collectivley as Philhardy's. pronounced "FILL-ARE-DEE"
Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.
Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.
Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.
A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.
Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.
Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.
Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.
A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.
John - ‘Hey Lee what’s with the "Philhardy" following us down the skate park?’
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'
Philhardy by NorthWestMythBuster July 26, 2012
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flint pish
The name given to broken pieces of flint found in rich people's garden's, usually around expensive shrubberies. They think it looks exclusive and classy. It's neither.
"I see Daryl's been at work in his garden, laying down all that shiny flint pish."
"Yeah well, it's his garden and he can do what he wants with it I suppose."
"True but that money would have been better spent on something which actually looks nice and doesn't show him up to be a colossal asshole with more money than sense."
"Yeah well, it's his garden and he can do what he wants with it I suppose."
"True but that money would have been better spent on something which actually looks nice and doesn't show him up to be a colossal asshole with more money than sense."
flint pish by mammarylane September 17, 2017
Birthday Caird Pish
Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.
Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*
Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.
Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!
Jack: Birthday caird pish!
Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.
Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!
Jack: Birthday caird pish!
Birthday Caird Pish by Craiglang May 9, 2022
pish in the sink
An old game show hosted by Chris Tarrant when the players objective was to pish in the sink. Pish originates from the word piss which means "to urinate" This popular TV program was on CITV back in the roaring 90's. It was on before the popular TV program Art Attack.
The catchphrase was "lets rotate the pish wheel"
The catchphrase was "lets rotate the pish wheel"
im gonna pish in the sink so i can practice for that gameshow!","chris tarrants a fenian like that guy fae glee","lets rotate the pish wheel
pish in the sink by the pope ya bass August 7, 2010
Pish Tosh
Popularized in the quippy expression; "Pish Tosh and a bottle of Pinosh on a hot summer's day in Koshkonong!"
Pish Tosh by one smart gal November 29, 2005
Phished Out
*At Phish concert*
Guy 1: Yo bro! There's like a whole liter of blood on the ground over there!
Guy 2: Yeaaaahh man , looks like somebody totally phished out and smacked their dome.
Guy 1: Gnarly!
Guy 1: Yo bro! There's like a whole liter of blood on the ground over there!
Guy 2: Yeaaaahh man , looks like somebody totally phished out and smacked their dome.
Guy 1: Gnarly!
Phished Out by LifeGivingTaco December 8, 2019