Penguin

Imaginary. Like in Billy Madison.

Billy: Is that it daddy? Did the penguin put you up to this?

Penguin by ThePenguin October 4, 2006

penguin

a short guy that has a fat round stomach and walks with his back arched.

My brother in law looks like a penguin especially when he is wearing his wife beater undershirt.

penguin by jp1 November 27, 2006

penguin

An awkward lesbian. Typically identifiable by plaid attire, taste in music that ignores anything more than 5 years old, or tendency to speak to oneself and/or criticize others in a quiet, heavily-impeded speech, much like that of a penguin. Also prone to frantic movements of the arms below the elbows.

She rocked the penguin look, wearing a plaid button down while scoffing at the coldplay song playing through the sound system.

penguin by shakakhan February 23, 2008

Penguin

Penguins are the best out there. They are fierce ninjas and will take over the world one day with Christa as their leader! Oh and they can fly, they are just merely saving their epic abilities for when they dominate the world. Penguin Domination!!

"Hail Ninja Penguins"

Penguin by Ninja Penguin Boss May 25, 2012

Penguin

A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.

Did you hear about Pete? The penguin is 3 months pregnant, he should have listened to his friends.

Penguin by Alpha snowflake August 21, 2017

penguin

Fat guy that was defeated by BatMan in the late 1950s.

Jimminy Wilikers! It's Penguin!

penguin by Robin October 24, 2003

penguin

(Male) member of a symphony orchestra, so called because of their black and white garb and tendency to be seen in large groups close together.
Some also make distinctive honking noises.

No.5 dressing room is for luvvies, No.6 is for penguins.

penguin by Silverfin August 21, 2006