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Johanson 

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult
cant believe you had Johanson last nite?
Johanson by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

Elise Johanson 

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!
Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"
Elise Johanson by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005
Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.
Johannes sucks
Johannes by Kevin Eliassen April 22, 2016

Johansen Cheerleaders 

The best cheer squad in the Modesto City School District. Known for their original hip-hop routines & clean movements. Other schools often rip off their moves and try to be them. The original starters of sideline routines. To make the varsity team is an honor, their routines are complicated and tough. The viking cheerleaders are the best in Modesto.
"Vikings we go, we get it, get it, get it!"

- "Man have you seen the Johansen cheerleaders?"
- "Yeah, they're fucking bomb"
- "I wish our cheerleaders were like that."
Johansen Cheerleaders by 239183 August 4, 2009

Joakim johansson 

Big dick that will cumm 2 gallon
Joakim johansson by Joakim da Saxy December 12, 2016

University of Johannesburg 

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).