Glumping 

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

Glumping by diaperman March 29, 2024

Glumping 

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot

I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy

Glumping by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024

Gumping

Inserting male genitals into a shrimp

Goonmaxer: hey so I was Gumping the other day.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.

Gumping by Lilbrong4 May 4, 2024

Gumping

Going on a long run, just because you feel like it. Like Forrest Gump.

“Yea, sorry. I’ll be too busy gumping to hang out on sunday”

Gumping by curdsss May 15, 2024

grumming 

to date or hookup within a friend group; synonym for friendcest.
(also: to grum, grummer, etc.)

"I think that friend group has hooked up or dated in every possible combination."
"Yeah, that friend group is constantly grumming."

grumming by unles3 June 2, 2024

Glumping 

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

Glumping by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

Gumping

**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.

**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."

Person 1: Hey man I just gumped
Person 2: Dude that’s crazy, I’m gumping right now!

Gumping by menkar June 10, 2024