Dick cheese 

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.

My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.

Dick cheese by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022

dick cheese 

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

dick cheese by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

dick cheese 

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!

yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.

dick cheese by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022

Dick cheese 

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

Dick cheese by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022

Dick cheese 

The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog

Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?

Dick cheese by Gpdong June 9, 2022

Dick cheese 

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

Dick cheese by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022

Dick Cheese 

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

Dick Cheese by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022