Comcasting 

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

Comcasting by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Comcasting 

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

Comcasting by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016

compassionut

When you’re not into a girl but you fuck her anyways

I didnt really want to bang her but I figured i had to, so i gave her the ol’ compassionut

compassionut by 1312 May 18, 2019

Compassion Cupcake 

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

Compassion Cupcake by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019

comparing lana to lorde 

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative

queen lana del rey en*ed lorde
- example of deadass comparing lana to lorde

comparing lana to lorde by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 2, 2020

Compassionist 

One who constantly feels compassion.

She was a compassionist for the boy who had no friends.

Compassionist by elizabeth_schuyler1776 May 5, 2020

Compaining 

Compaining. The painful combination of complaining and campaigning.

Prediction is we have 4 years of Trump compaining on TWATter that he was robbed.

Compaining by ReddyCat November 6, 2020