swallowed an anaconda 

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

swallowed an anaconda by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

Tranquilize the Anaconda 

Another nick name for jerking off good to use around family and friends

*At the dinner table* Excuse me I have to Tranquilize the Anaconda

Tranquilize the Anaconda by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

Floridian Anaconda

The art of beating a girls ass with your soggy dick after you cum in her pussy. Also known as "whipping''

Hey John! how was your date last night?
It was good we hooked up
Floridian Anaconda?
Fuck yes

Floridian Anaconda by Ryan, The Whipper July 9, 2011

anaheim anaconda 

When a black man attempts to fuck a woman without an erection.

Jacking off in while watching a Halle Berry movie before sex always helps prevent an Anaheim Anaconda.

anaheim anaconda by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

Bloody Anaconda 

The act of fucking a girl on her period.

I gave my girlfriend a bloody anaconda last night. It was disgusting!

Bloody Anaconda by That 0ne Guy November 5, 2012

Wakandan Anaconda 

An adjective to describe ones very large penis in length and gurth, some would say its the size of a anaconda the famous snake in brazil.

Like they say if you want the anaconda you gotta go Wakanda; Wanna see the Wakandan Anaconda

Wakandan Anaconda by VTeezy12 July 4, 2019

big dick anaconda megaboner 

Big Dick Anaconda megaboner is what all the sloots refer to my macro cock as.

DJ is the creator

all them dimes want my big Dick anaconda megaboner

big dick anaconda megaboner by DJthegigachadrawdogger February 13, 2021