thrifty moose 

A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity

“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”

thrifty moose by Yearofthecat March 25, 2020

James Moose 

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all

James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage

James Moose by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled 

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

Canadian Moose Sled by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled 

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

Canadian Moose Sled by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Baby Moose 

The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed

Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?

Baby Moose by anonymous March 8, 2021

Pook Moose 

The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.

I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.

Pook Moose by Cae1616 May 27, 2021

winter moose

In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.

That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.

winter moose by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021