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chocolate strawberry slimjim

When you fuck somebodys ass so hard your cock gets covered in shit and blood and you yell snap into a slimjim like macho man randy savage and you slide your cock into there mouth.
My girl asked me to give her a chocolate strawberry slimjim but i didnt know what it was! Good thing theres a definition now
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A universal ass plug dipped from a pussy on a period into a poopy butthole
Daddy, come taste my chocolate covered strawberry

Rosy Strawberry 

a hickey that covers one's entire nut sack
suck my nutz and give me one of your world renowned rosy strawberry. thank you
Rosy Strawberry by rosey strawberry February 13, 2010

Reverse strawberry shortcake 

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.
So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

Frosted Strawberry 

When you're doing it in the butt and cause her asshole to prolapse and then nut on it.
"I was having consensual anal sexual intercourse with my paramore when she suddenly prolapsed, causing me such excitement that I gave her the Frosted Strawberry!"

Oral Strawberry Dickery  

When any alchoholic beverage (most of the time a strawberry dackery) is poured into the penis hole and then sucked out by the partner until the climax.
"Im tired of Bj's, wanna do Oral Strawberry Dickery tonight?"
"No Karen, my shaft is still store from last time."

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles 

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.