Pastor Dave 

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

Pastor Dave by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

DISCO DAVE 

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.

Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’

DISCO DAVE by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020

Dumpster Dave 

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(female: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

Dumpster Dave by otg3 February 12, 2021

The Dave 

When you delete your Discord server like its nothing.

I cant believe you pulled The Dave on your server.

The Dave by bukze April 12, 2022

The Crazy Dave 

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

The Crazy Dave by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016

rod and dave

well dave is ok in recess bball games but kinda garbage at our real games, and rod never keeps promises

Rod and Dave

rod and dave by ORANGEPEEL5000 May 16, 2019

Dancing Dave 

Sex God and general genius on all matters especially football. Scourge of bitter blues.

Kenny Dalglish is my hero.

Dancing Dave by Dancing Dave January 26, 2005