Blowjob 

Blowjob till it turn cream

Cream blowjob

Blowjob by Dominicanodealla May 15, 2022

Blowover 

When a friend makes friends with a new person at the bar and ignores their existing friends

Chris pulled a blowover at Lupe tortillas in San Antonio by befriending some skanks at the bar instead of paying attention to his real friends.

Blowover by BBS July 2, 2022

Blowjob Week 

Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.

-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?

-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!

Blowjob Week by papisgirl August 1, 2022

blowjob 

a really fun adult time activity

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder

blowjob by cupcaken August 11, 2022

Blowjob for best friend day 

October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day

I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day

Blowjob for best friend day by Bddaddy October 18, 2022

Blowjobillion

Blowjobillion/Blowjobillions

A word used to describe an amount of numbers so vast, it would last ten times longer than your father did last night.

"It's going to take me a blowjobillion years to get all this work finished!"

Blowjobillion by codfishimperatus November 13, 2022

Blowjob 

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before

Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob

Blowjob by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022