Human Seatbelt
The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.
Human Seatbelt by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009
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Seattle Seahawks
The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs.
Remember when Marshawn Lynch broke 8 tackles and the Seattle Seahawks booted the Saints out of the playoffs?
Seattle Seahawks by CaptainNeckBeard January 12, 2011
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why don't you take a seat
The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.
I walked into the house
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"
why don't you take a seat by WelfareChris April 6, 2008
Sweater Gang
A group of baller ass kids who party harder than anyone else around. They wear sweaters all day every day and look damn good in them.
The classiest group of badass party kids you'll ever meet
The classiest group of badass party kids you'll ever meet
Sweater Gang by OG Sweata October 27, 2011
grey sweatpants
grey sweatpants by FBGMx2 July 29, 2016
warm toilet seat
Quite possibly the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat. The thought of sitting and basking in the misery of someone else's rectal warmth is not only disturbing, but also detestable, repugnant, hideous, and completely repulsive. The most heinous, hardened criminal should not have to suffer a fate as bad as sitting on a warm toilet seat.
Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.
The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.
Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.
The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.
Jeff: OMG! I just had to use the bathroom in the office. The toilet seat was......WARM!
Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!
Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.
Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.
Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!
Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.
Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.
warm toilet seat by SmellyMullet June 16, 2014