Spatula talk 

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

Spatula talk by MrJWD March 23, 2021

count spatula 

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

count spatula by someone_cars May 7, 2021

Poop Spatula 

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers

Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....

Poop Spatula by FardMaker November 22, 2021

Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

Greasy Spatula by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

spider spatula 

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.

Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.

spider spatula by anonymous March 11, 2022

spatula

smart kid - learning how to play vex 5

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'

spatula by Xxx69suckerxxX May 18, 2022

bull spatula 

"man this is bs!"

"dont say that, say bullspatula!'

"MAN THIS IS SOME BULLLSPATULA!"
bull spatula means bullshit but in a non curse lanugage

bull spatula by owneerofyrmom May 9, 2023