sasquatch homies 

Seven horny teenagers who live in Hawaii and people think they're intimidating when really they're just seven losers who cry over cute boys.

The seven Sasquatch homies are: Jessica, Donnamel, Kira, Ki'i, Karly, Sara, and Kiley.
They are seven best friends who love each other so much. It's probably the best friendship you'll ever encounter.

Started on January 21, 2013 with just six members but on June 16, 2013 Ki'i joined and they became the best of friends what anyone could ever have!
Oh, and on November 21, 2013 Calum Thomas Hood dm'd Donnamel "what are Sasquatch homies" when she asked him to join.
Jessica is still trying to convince Luke Hemmings to join the Sasquatch homies as well.

"What are Sasquatch homies"
"Lol okay, Calum"

sasquatch homies by Hammahdolo_808 November 22, 2013

Sasquatch Snooze 

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.

After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

Sasquatch Snooze by Sacramento Solon January 5, 2017

Sasquatch Homies 

The coolest seven people you will EVER meet. (eight people if you include Calum)

Don't be intimidated, they're just teenage losers who are horny 25/8 always talking about boys that they can't have.

"What are Sasquatch homies" - Calum Hood
"you and the rest of the sasquatch homies scare the crap out of me" - Anon on Ki'is ask.fm

Sasquatch Homies by sasquatchhomiesrule December 26, 2013

Sasquatch Syndrome 

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.

I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!

Sasquatch Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.

Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.

Sasquatch Kiss by mexican hooka productions April 4, 2011

sasquatch bajina 

basically a very hairy and possibly kinda smelly pussy that is best kept rarely seen

your sasquatch bajina is so hairy if i go down on you i'll be coughing up hairballs for a month

sasquatch bajina by soupeymark April 26, 2010

sasquatch sally 

a girl with hairy arms and huge knockers that you cannot resist looking, even though she may be an ass troll

Damn girl, you are really a sasquatch sally.

sasquatch sally by phenompyrus June 9, 2005