Sacramento Slugger 

The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.

The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.

Sacramento Slugger by Drew Cavner October 25, 2007

Sacramento SkeeBall 

You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)

I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!

Sacramento SkeeBall by DXLA February 14, 2008

Sacramento Kings 

A bad team, with bad owners, situated in a pathetic city, that will never go anywhere.

Did you see the Sacramento Kings just traded for that cancer Ron Artest? Where's Lionel Simmons when you nee him?

Who cares?

Sacramento Kings by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

Sacramento Sweater 

A song by the Scottish Rock band "Arthouse".

"Dude, the drummer from Arthouse Cleveland Steamer'd his drum-kit during Sacramento Sweater at their show last night!"

Sacramento Sweater by Dr Feelgood2457 March 23, 2010

Sacramento Mouthwash 

when you creampie your partner and tell her to clinch her bootyhole for a while then suck the nut out her ass, and chugging it like mouthwash. then spit the nut on her face.

a bruh did you smash?
yeah i sacramento mouthwashed that bitch.
you lowkey fruity for that bro.

Sacramento Mouthwash by Real Soft Nigga October 31, 2017

sacramento minute

Several minutes, usually about eight.

I'm around the corner, be there in a sacramento minute.(passing j street, gotta get off on 26th)

sacramento minute by LePresident June 12, 2018

Sacramento pencil case

When you put your Penis (or other male genitalia) in the mouth of a woman with huge lips.

I’ve put my cock deep in the mouth of Delondrea, it was warm, it felt awesome, my best Sacramento pencil case ever.

Sacramento pencil case by John Vag August 9, 2018