One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding
in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to
private schools, where as others attend
public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.
Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in
boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint
public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the
country club.