fun janitor 

A fun janitor is any person who takes a fun situation, and dulls it down. Either by forcing people to focus on a different, less-fun task, or by ruining their good time altogether.

Being a fun janitor is not a good thing, and it implies that you're "cleaning up the fun" or "sweeping all the joy in life under the rug".

Don't be a fun janitor.

**Creation of this original term is credited to Ryan P., who lives in a tiny mountain town of Colorado**

1 - Man, we were having a good time till the boss showed up. She's such a fun janitor.

fun janitor by llewander February 6, 2010

the janitor 

usually pertaining to video games most seen in shooter games.someone who gets in the action during the middle when people are already dying.the janitor or designated player finishes or kills off all the dying players

Your a cheater Billy always being the janitor!

the janitor by Kevin Nielsen August 10, 2006

jizz janitor 

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

jizz janitor by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013

The Janitor 

When you shit on a bitch then you piss on her chest to clean it off like a fuckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke

I had this dirty bitch that was so nasty that she told me to shit on her then clean it off with my piss, like I'm the janitor from school, fuckin cunty whore

The Janitor by Cennams February 6, 2007

Assistant Janitor 

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.

Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."

Assistant Janitor by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

sexual janitor 

A person who cleans up all the low level single undesirables for sexual purposes. I.e. The last drunk person at the bar, the girl that just got out of jail with 7 kids, etc.

"Heath took that overweight wasted chick home. He's such a sexual janitor."

sexual janitor by lemurgrrl 1977 February 23, 2015

Sticky Janitor

To find a Janitor who loves candy so much he/she abuses it in undescribable sexual ways.

The sticky janitor was worst than the teachers, hiding out in the closet to have fun with his sweets.

Sticky Janitor by The Awsomeness May 12, 2006