Kramer, Cosmo

The only man in the world who has to hide from all N****.

I know how hard it is to hide from Two N****, but can you imagine?

No N****... No N****.... OH JESUS!

--Katt Williams on Kramer, Cosmo

Kramer, Cosmo by The Restless October 9, 2008

bill cosmo 

A drink often given to a woman that contains a date rape drug.

You probably shouldn't drink that . That creepy dude just sprinkled something in it. Its probably less of a vodka martini and more of a Bill Cosmo now.

bill cosmo by Jeansbruh August 17, 2016

the cosmo

Doing the cosmo refers a teenager guy having sexual intercourse with a girl, thats 4 or more years younger than him, thus exceeding the doable age gap.

"Did you hear Dom(18) banged a 14 year old? He did the cosmo."

the cosmo by eden69 November 25, 2017

So Much In Common 

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

So Much In Common by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Going Full Common 

To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.

This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.

This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!

Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.

Going Full Common by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022

Common Sense Media 

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media

Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!

Common Sense Media by DerpyDumplings March 21, 2015

commonym 

A trademarked term used to identify all products of the same type, such as the word "Kleenex" used to describe any facial tissue, or "Vaseline" as a term for a competing petroleum jelly. Other commonyms include, Band-Aid, ChapStick, Popsicle, and Q-tip.

Some former trademarks have become generic terms after a long life as commonyms, such as aspirin (formerly trademarked by Bayer) and escalator (a former trademark of the Otis Elevator Company.)

If Apple doesn't protect it's trademark, iPod will become a commonym for an MP3 player.

commonym by JohnGoodman January 22, 2009