Tike 

It's a ship/couple name for Mike Chang (played by Harry Shum Jr.) and Tina Cohen Chang (played by Jenna Ushkowitz) from TV show Glee. They also known as Asian Fusion, Mina, McTina Cohen-Chang-Chang, or Chang Squared.

They got together between season 1 and season 2, at an Asian Camp where both of them are camp counselors. This couple is the longest lasting couple in Glee, because they have been dating for the entire two seasons (season 2 and 3), a total of 44 episodes.

They. Are. So. Freaking. Adorable.

Even their portrayers share a same birthdate, at April 28.

A: Tike is so cute on last night's episode!! They are my OTP forever!!
B: I know right!! But sadly they didn't get a lot of screen times...
A: Yeah, Glee is always giving us Finchel over and over again..

Tike by chang squared July 23, 2012

Tinkerbell 

With blonde hair and a huge personality a Tinkerbell sweetest and more caring person, you can imagine. Tinkerbell is a person who brings joy where ever they go. Often time Tinkerbell gets jealous easily and tends to need a lot of attention. Tinkerbells are very loyal even if they don't have the right word to give advice, they are always there for you. They are beautiful inside and out and while people might be scared or freaked out of them at first glance, it is not long till they realize how amazing a Tinkerbell is. She is loud and crazy and sometimes obnoxious but you can't help to love them anyways.

Who is your best friend?
It's Tinkerbell, because she is the best.

Tinkerbell by tormented-anguish February 3, 2021

Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.

I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.

Lottery Ticket Asshole by mad genius December 5, 2010

hot ticket 

An old fashioned nickname (favorable) to give to someone who impresses you with their sense of humor and personality.

He's fascinating to talk with and had me laughing all the way home, what a hot ticket! (or "..he's such a hot ticket.")

hot ticket by Gina Dubel April 2, 2005

ticket 

Ticket 1 million dollars.

Yo man I just spent a ticket on this house.

ticket by John Doe March 31, 2005

wolf ticket 

To speak aggressively to someone without intending to back it up with violence.

"He's selling wolf tickets", meaning he's barking but not going to bite.

wolf ticket by x July 23, 2003

Tinder

Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.

Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!

Tinder by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021