c-swizzle 

When a high school girl tells you to eat her out because she thinks she is funny.

Amanda called me c-swizzle because she thought it was funny.

c-swizzle by Praisekek7272 June 3, 2018

t swizzle 

t swizzle is a guy named tucker. he’s a coOoOl guy 😎

person 1: do you know t swizzle?
person 1: yeah he’s a coOoOl guy 😎

t swizzle by hey what’s up tucker May 7, 2020

Rum Swizzle

An alcoholic beverage originating in Bermuda at the Swizzle Inn. (their slogan "swizzle inn; stagger out")

Made with:
1 shot of dark rum
equal parts orange juice & pineapple juice
triple sec for color
few drops bitters

We got SO loaded on Rum Swizzles!
Don't take that swizzle into the pool!

Rum Swizzle by FlyingMonkeyMistress July 27, 2009

super swizzle 

A dude with a dick so veiny it looks like a swizzle stick.

Have you heard about Joey? I heard he has a super swizzle.

super swizzle by The real shadynasty June 7, 2022

magic swizzle 

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

magic swizzle by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

M. Swizzle Cheese by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021

Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016