turd polishing 

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.

She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

turd polishing by ktrane March 3, 2004

polish fox 

A term used to describe older Polish men who are often involved in criminal activity. These men are clever, slick and usually have conspicuously Polish last names like Kaminski, Kowalcyzk and Kowalski. They can be involved with illegal drugs, but more often than not, partake in the sex trade.

Wow, that Aleksander Kwiatkowski is such Polish fox, he's so sly and secretive.

polish fox by icy_veggler December 21, 2019

Junk Polish 

v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.

n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.

1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!

2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.

Junk Polish by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014

Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you

Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*

Batista Pills by Koulas April 15, 2018

Polish Mohawk 

A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.

Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.

Polish Mohawk by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

Polish American Princess 

An attractive and very intelligent girl, who is loyal and kind and loves her friends while waging war upon her enemies. Basically everyone wishes they could be a Polish girl.

Daaaaaaaaam Ms Zawadzka! Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want and that is a Polish American Princess.

Polish American Princess by Kebasa December 29, 2011