Battle of Hastings 

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

Battle of Hastings by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

Hooting 

The twitter equivalent of nightblogging. You could call it night tweeting, but since owls are out at night rather than birds that tweet, hooting would be a more appropriate term.

"Did you see Jenny's ridiculous tweets from last night? I almost thought I was on tumblr witnessing the nightblogging."
"Yeah, it was pretty late. After a certain hour she tends to start hooting."

Hooting by anachronism JN June 1, 2013

Hastings Middle School 

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

Hastings Middle School by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

hoskings

To give someone a 'Hosk' is to simultaneously grab them at the front and back. Popular past time in prison.

"Ooooh I've just been hosked"

"You deserve a right hoskings'

hoskings by LOOOO October 31, 2014

Hastings College 

A small, private liberal arts college in South Central Nebraska.
A bastian of semi-liberalism in the middle of a red state. Mainly made up of kids from the suburbs of Omaha, Denver and Kansas City.

I went to Hastings College, got a B.A. in History and so I kind of feel obligated to go to Grad School.

Hastings College by Kid Zero January 28, 2009

Hostigized 

Being forced into a nonescapeable situation but only upon request.

I wanted him to fix my car, but I didn't want to leave the house so he hostigized me, so he could take the car to take shop.

Hostigized by Jem j May 1, 2018

hastings arko 

Hastings Arko is that next walad that thinks he is on badness. Most girls like this waffler and I don't know why cah of his Hyde looking face. Hastings Arko is scared of everything.

That guy looks like a Hastings Arko. Face looking all disfigured and ting

hastings arko by Namec July 6, 2019