Holster your shanks 

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.

Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!

Holster your shanks by Haneesh March 18, 2012

holster your bitch 

The need for a man to stop his woman from talking because she is a starting a fight she won't be participating in.

John you better holster your bitch before she gets your ass kicked.

holster your bitch by dnstommy June 25, 2014

Dong Holster 

A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)

Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.

Dong Holster by tactash May 6, 2008

Hamster Holster 

The anus of a Gay Man

Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match

Hamster Holster by burtnubbins August 26, 2009

cuck holster

a cuck holster is someone who is being really ignorant or is just a cuck is general.

"Hey Gavin, please stop being such a cuck holster

cuck holster by Those.memess September 27, 2017

holster

To wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the penis through for support, thus a holster. Preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. Quite ideal for blowjobs or holding up large penis'.

"Dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schlong from hanging out the bottom of his shorts."

"My girlfriend was having trouble keeping my dick in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster."

holster by Bigger Mike September 3, 2006

cock holster 

see cum dumpster. The talking part of a female (or male)'s face used to store cock for short amounts of time.

Open your cock holster bitch so I can rub callisis on the back of your troat.

cock holster by redneck January 15, 2003