hit it over the head with russell's teapot 

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

hit it over the head with russell's teapot by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

How's your head? 

How do you feel now that you're stoned? Used in the late '60s and early '70s in the context of friends sitting around smoking marijuana (occasionally asked of someone who had taken a hallucinogen). The answer was often "Fine, Man" or a description of the sensations.

How's your head? (as in "How's your head, man?")

How's your head? by GuruGrub April 21, 2022

Rear it's ugly head 

A commonly misused phrase.

- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.

Bloody hell! Look at the state of Brendan's face. We should definitely rear it's ugly head...

Rear it's ugly head by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt 

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt by uisguisz March 7, 2025

What's wrong with your head 

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.

Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

What's wrong with your head by will bitten February 9, 2017

There's Poo-Poo In the Head 

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

There's Poo-Poo In the Head by Telephony September 12, 2016

this shit's about to get heavy 

Things are about to become serious.

Fuck youuus!

this shit's about to get heavy by Fangsta December 15, 2003