A happy gerber is when you take a shit on a pregnant woman's stomach and make a smiley face out of your fecal matter. Then you take a 20lb sledgehammer and bash the shit through her stomach and out the other side of her body. Then you take the baby fetus and boil it in you urine which is later drank via coffee mug.
He's an asshole. However, he's very caring and loving. If you're his friend he will stand by your side and let you know when you fucked up. Because of him being an asshole he dgaf about what anyone says or does. In terms of D&D he's a Chaotic Neutral. Be wary if you ever break his trust, he will never trust you again. He hates liers. He's pansexual and a switch. Do whatever you like around him, he probably wont give a fuck.