Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this
Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"
Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates
white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."
Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin'
the next day."