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burrito test 

A test used to find out if a particular facility is an institution. Used primarily by disability advocates.

If you can't get up at 3 am and microwave yourself a burrito, it is one.

For clarification, the question is about being allowed to do this if you choose to do so, not about wheather or not this is something you'd want to do.

It's about wheather you have the freedom to control when you eat and make other basic decisions about yourself and your actions that free human beings over the age of like 8 are generally considered to have as natural rights.
Most group homes don't pass the burrito test.
burrito test by The TCC April 22, 2020

Burrito Size Queen

Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isn’t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to “Size Queen” but for Burritos, “BSQ” for short.

This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.
Customer: Can I have some extra meat I’m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.

Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.

Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.

Burrito Stomp 

When one male is having anal with another male and then shits on his dick leading up to a grand finishing move of getting their dick stomped repeatedly.
I broke-up with my old boyfriend because I walked in on another man shitting on his dick, out of anger I stomped on his dick repeatedly and ran; He got Burrito Stomped.- NW, Aldini-thegreat, DG.
Burrito Stomp by aldini-thegreat September 24, 2016

Burrito Nandos 

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.
Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
Burrito Nandos by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020

burrito butthole 

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
burrito butthole by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008

Burrito Skin 

The "burrito skin" is another word for the tortilla wrapper.
Went to a new diner and the veggie burrito was made with a homemade burrito skin Delicious!
Burrito Skin by Carol T., Brooklyn NY September 20, 2009