Slam Bamboo 

A really shitty 1980s pop band that had Trent Reznor on keyboards. Slam Bamboo released two singles that were a hit in the Cleveland area called House On Fire which was released in 1986 and White Lies/Cry Like a Baby, released in 1988. Slam Bamboo Consisted of

Scott Hanson: Vocals
Greg Thomas: Bass guitar

Ron Musarra: Drums
Trent Reznor: Keyboards
Tim Kirker: Guitar

Pat: Hey Justin have you seen the YouTube video of Trent Reznor when he was in Slam Bamboo?
Justin: Yeah I did. They look like a bad SNL skit.

Slam Bamboo by UncleEddie December 26, 2010

big bamboo 

In Jamaica it means large hard penis. Woody. The big bamboo.

Steve bought a "jamaican guitar" that was made out of a large piece of bamboo. "Big bamboo" was painted on it. Steve thought it really was a jamaican musical instrument. It was not. It was the Big Bamboo! Made by the locals and sold to stupid tourists who didn't realize they were really purchasing a big penis! (Hey, mon! You see that stupid tourist spent $20 on the big bamboo!)

big bamboo by kajoe August 29, 2006

Howard Bamboo 

A character off the hit FOX Television show Glee who works with Terri Schuester at Sheets'n'things. Is in much need of a promotion.

Was briefly a part of the hottest boyband on earth, Acafellas.

Can only count as high as thirty and is afraid of his vacuum.

Person 1: No one appreciates me, but I still stick my butt out for them.

Person 2: Sounds like your a bit of a Howard Bamboo.

Howard Bamboo by Ode.to.Glee February 27, 2010

Shanghai Bamboo Chute

When you tie someone up and grow a shaft of bamboo up their juicy rectum causing anal splintering and eventually you become one with nature and Buddha himself.

"Hey John how many months has it been since you checked on the progress of Jennifer's Shanghai Bamboo Chute."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."

Shanghai Bamboo Chute by squeaalerrrrr May 16, 2018

arrange the bamboo 

When a woman is so amazing,so attractive,so complete,she makes you hard, you need to "adjust" yourself before you could possibly talk to her.

She was so amazing,when she smiled at me,I needed to turn away and "arrange the bamboo" before I could approach her.

arrange the bamboo by wiseowl... January 11, 2010

gone bamboo

relocating to somewhere hot & humid, generally SE Asia (Thailand / Vietnam / Indonesia etc)

it originated with the military to describe GI's that retired / never left the South Pacific- disappearing and living out their life in a foreign environment.

These travellers and folks have Gone Bamboo.

gone bamboo by U8IK March 16, 2020

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

flat bamboo spoon by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020