Titty-blinded 

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.

"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"

Titty-blinded by titty-blinder July 9, 2009

bindubity

Fucking awesome and or interesting.

Danny is bindubity .

bindubity by A Bindubity person November 5, 2015

Bindu 

The coolest person ever lmao. She's so cool ice melts when they see her. She's so cool the atmospheric pressure drops everytime she breathes. She's so cool, wattpad stories change when she reads them. She's so cool Netflix asks her for recommendations.

Me: hey where is Bindu
Bindu: here
Me: *melts*

Bindu by BenjaminRampiekulkersamudrasty April 2, 2021

bindy 

Arguably the best combination of food products the world has ever seen. Luscious breaded chicken cutlet, with salivating melted mozarella, on an epic hero with Russian dressing that would make a dickless sideshow freak get a hard on. Oh yeah and bacon.

fucking bindy's own mangs

bindy by The Man With Two Toes and the ebola virus March 8, 2007

Blinding the Marlin 

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

Blinding the Marlin by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009

blindshitted 

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

blindshitted by Lita505 July 8, 2012

Blindfolded Swan 

While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.

Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.

"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."

"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"

Blindfolded Swan by ShouldWeEvenTryToBeCreatative January 27, 2021