Carmichael Dave 

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.

Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...

Carmichael Dave by Street Pirates August 29, 2012

Danger Dave 

A ginger who has proven his ability in every aspect of danger. Usually has a strange addiction to souls and will jump over a fiery pit of hell sharks to get them.

that Dave is so dangerous, that Dave is so Dangerous, that Dave is a bad Dave. I've seen his type before, and he is Danger Dave.

Danger Dave by Bread Master November 12, 2013

farmer dave 

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....

There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol

farmer dave by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016

Dirty Dave 

When a female is giving a male a blow-job and she throws up in his urethra. The male then masturbates on the the womans face giving her a mix of cum and throw up facial

Dude, how was brittany last night?

Not job man she gave me a dirty dave.

OMG thats disgusting!

Dirty Dave by BIGNICK26 February 22, 2011

"Hollywood" Dave Stann 

One of the best blackjack players in the world! Also, he's very hot.

"Hollywood" Dave Stann rocks even though he lost to Charlene Ono. Who cares, she's a porker.

"Hollywood" Dave Stann by "Goats" March 29, 2005

wee dave

wee dave is a small almost bald like creature who pisses itself all the time and is really abusive to women.it has been known to scavage for leftovers to feed its many offspring.

a wee dave be could living on my couch

wee dave by sexyboy99 March 7, 2011

A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend

Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out

A Dave Portnoy by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019