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Me:hey you’re naked
Girl:yes it’s Halloween and I’m going as a naked person
Naked by Nontaken July 18, 2020
Girl:Ooo, he's hella cute.

Boy:Yeah no shit, that's Naken
Naken by nmj0hno... December 4, 2020

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.
Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!
naked shorts by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

Nut Naked 

Being completely naked. Usually referring to men because their nuts (scrotum/ballsack) are visible.
Tina asked Paul what he was wearing and Paul replied "I'm nut naked."
Nut Naked by tron9200 March 26, 2010

ugly naked mole rat 

what you and ur bff call each other
ur an ugly naked mole rat

Katie naked 

An extremely unattractive human spotty forehead with no clothes on. Masquerading as a slut showing off her extremely small breasts.
Something no-one wants to see.
Also an ancient torture deemed too horrible to ever use again.
Ew.
"You know what? Katie naked."
"Omg ewwwww!"
Katie naked by What am I like? March 26, 2008