Naked

What your mom was last night

Your mom was naked when her and me watched family guy together.

Naked by CoolCat2004 February 26, 2020

Naked

A person with no clothes

Me:hey you’re naked
Girl:yes it’s Halloween and I’m going as a naked person

Naked by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Naken

Literally the most attractive person you'll ever meet.

Girl:Ooo, he's hella cute.

Boy:Yeah no shit, that's Naken

Naken by nmj0hno... December 4, 2020

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

naked shorts by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

Nut Naked 

Being completely naked. Usually referring to men because their nuts (scrotum/ballsack) are visible.

Tina asked Paul what he was wearing and Paul replied "I'm nut naked."

Nut Naked by tron9200 March 26, 2010

ugly naked mole rat 

what you and ur bff call each other

ur an ugly naked mole rat

ugly naked mole rat by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister February 4, 2022

Katie naked 

An extremely unattractive human spotty forehead with no clothes on. Masquerading as a slut showing off her extremely small breasts.
Something no-one wants to see.
Also an ancient torture deemed too horrible to ever use again.
Ew.

"You know what? Katie naked."
"Omg ewwwww!"

Katie naked by What am I like? March 26, 2008