Garden Tools 

A dirty uneducated hoe

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.

Garden Tools by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016

tootski 

a snort of cocaine

tootski?

tootski by LIVE SQUAD April 27, 2016

Toolstud 

A tool who tries to be a stud. One who often fails at getting girls, but desperately wants to get with them. Typically a male, a Toolstud will fail at many things, and usually has 3 friends. Their favorite ps3 game is NHL 12, at which they suck.

"Hey, go find some friends!"

"I have 3 friends!"

"No you don't, you're a Toolstud!"

Toolstud by mrussell January 3, 2012

Toonsack 

A toonie's worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Desparate drug user: Bro, can I grab a toonsack off you? I'm really hurtin' for a bowl.

Friend: You are god damned pathetic...get the scale.

Toonsack by Nick Shurben December 16, 2008

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

Tools MacBagums by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

Nervous Tootsie by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Thots distraught 

Thots distraught is a popular alternative to saying hoes mad.Though it was originally made by people avoiding getting in trouble it has become a global phenomenon used by people everywhere .

Yuri: Stop calling me a slut!
Joe: Thots distraught!

Thots distraught by Maxikeahat November 9, 2019