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adhd stutter

When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD
Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered

Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
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Northeast Stutter 

Natives of the Northeastern United States that have the belligerently abysmal stuttering issue(It is a regional dialect that strikes any individual originating from the Northeast despite genetic make-up).
Hi my name is Donnie I'm from Denver

Hiiiiiiiii my my my my name is Jerry I'm fru fru fru frum Boston.

Damn, He's got the Northeast Stutter BAD!

norwegian stutter 

noun: during a conversation, a women can't think what to say to another women to whom she wants to do norwegian things to.
I was on the phone with Birgit when my tongue failed me and sent me into a fit of norwegian stutter .
norwegian stutter by zoepan February 4, 2005

fuck stutter 

when you are fucking a girl/guy and you so happen to slip on her/his sweaty body and slip up her body, ending up with ur dick in a crooked position or u landing falt on ur ass
fuck stutter by chrisguy March 5, 2004

stoner stutter 

the act of temporarily acquiring a stutter due to the effects of marijuana.
T-t-tuh-t... today. Wow, there's my stoner stutter again.
stoner stutter by whyworryxxx June 24, 2011

fuck stutter 

when your breath comes in short bursts when having an orgasm
ho ah ah ah ah ah that was fuckin goooooddd!
fuck stutter by matt March 7, 2004

fuck stutter 

right before you come you stutter...and look like a dumbass
RJ fuck stuttered when he came all over his dad's face.
fuck stutter by Josh Z March 17, 2004