Scrumpdelicioumpcious

When she lookin like several snacks and not no damn corpse

Damn madison scrumpdelicioumpcious as fuck gawdammmmm

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Scumped

When you lick a mans taint while he jerks himself off

John said he wasn't gay and I wasn't allowed to touch his booty or his package so I scumped him to avoid making him feel awkward.

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When the person got messed up so bad the got scuffed and slumped.

Holy Sh*t Nick got scumped

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The carpet burns on one's knees after an intense blowjob on the carpet.

Hey dude, check out that girl. She got scramped yo!

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A person who is a burden on society, a useless waste of space human being.

That bitch over there is such dumb loser, what a scrumpet!

Scrumpet by Jiglibxt July 31, 2018

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when something is scrumptious and delicious and just overall the best thing you have ever ate or drank.

- that meal was just so scrumpdidilyicious!!!
- McDanks chicken nuggets with spicy buffalo sauce is so scrumpdidilyicious!!!!!!

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Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.

Scrumpet by Micky Love February 21, 2019

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