Sacramento Kings
Best team in the NBA! Nothing can beat them. Even though we havn't won a championship yet..... We Will!
Sacramento Kings by Random John July 10, 2003
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Sacramento Pit Stop
Having to shit so badly and suddenly in the car that you will turn off the radio, open the window, and insist on pulling over at the first place with a bathroom or even the side of the road if need be.
Sacramento Pit Stop by Yellow Team Ver. 1 April 20, 2010
sacramento sack lunch
gape a womans asshole big enough to fit your balls into her rectum, then pull them out and insert in her mouth
last night a fucked sally with a baseball bat and gave her a sacramento sack lunch cuz the bitch wouldnt shut up
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Sacramento Turtleneck
Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.
Sacramento Turtleneck by BrickyFists March 25, 2009
sacramento broomstick
when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.
sacramento broomstick by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007
Sacramento Kings
A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!
B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.
B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.
Sacramento Kings by Jon July 27, 2004
Sacramento Kings
A pretty decent team out of California's capital, with some decent players.
The reason they haven't won a championship is because of the Lakers. (muahaha) The "Queens", as Shaq so well put it, can't play in the clutch when the game is on the line. They crack like fine china under pressure, which is why the Lakers win against a decent team and some biased refereeing (it's a bunch of bullshit, most of those calls).
The reason they haven't won a championship is because of the Lakers. (muahaha) The "Queens", as Shaq so well put it, can't play in the clutch when the game is on the line. They crack like fine china under pressure, which is why the Lakers win against a decent team and some biased refereeing (it's a bunch of bullshit, most of those calls).
The Lakers won the game in the 4th quarter, cutting down the Kings' 20 point lead and squeezing out a 2 point win.
Sacramento Kings by skater910 October 5, 2004