Rufus Du Suck 

A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.

Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes

Rufus Du Suck by Senor Dank Nugs September 17, 2021

Rufus Wainwright 

Brilliant singer with a siren-like voice, gorgeous and seductive, not for people that can't think about music on multiple levels

Rufus Wainwright is beautiful, but unfortunately for his famle fans, gay.

Rufus Wainwright by cn January 17, 2004

Rufus Wainwright 

A amazing singer with a fabulous voice. he's also a really awesome song writer. his best album is "Poses" followed closly by "Want I" a real cute guy with awesome sideburns but unfortunatly for me an all girls alike, he's very gay.

gosh i wish Rufus Wainwright wasn't so gay, then i'd do him while he sang "Instant pleasure" to me.

Rufus Wainwright by Mandy December 31, 2004

rufus wainwright 

Talented musician, singer and songwriter. Child of folk singers Kate McGarrigle and Loudon Wainwright III. Music is often eclectic in styles ranging from simple guitar to bombastic, operatic songs. Up and coming gay icon.

Someone asked me who was the man in the faerie wings and thong singing about an old whore's diet. I told them it was Rufus Wainwright.

rufus wainwright by mrs. folds June 5, 2005

Rufus Sewell 

Rufus Sewell is a really got english actor who was in Tristan and Isolde. Enough said. ;)

Rufus Sewell was born on the 29th of October 1967 in Twickenham, England. His father, Bill was an Australian animator, who died when Rufus was 10. He has one brother, Caspar. He attended London's Central School of Speech and Drama and left in June of 1989 after completing three years of training. He made his London Stage debut in "Making It Better" for which he won the "Best Newcomer Award", he also originated the role of Septimus Hodge in Tom Stoppards "Arcadia", and was nominated for an Oliver Award. On the Broadway stage, he debuted in "Translations" and received the Broadway Theater World Award. His film work has been has been equally varied and acclaimed from the junkie in "Twenty-One", the sweet bus driver in "A Man Of No Importance", The volatile artist in "Carrington" and the lustful son in "Cold Comfort Farm." The protagonist hounded Dostoevsky-like in "Dark City", the star-crossed sutor in "Dangerous Beauty", to the the bitter, acidic, alcoholic cokehead of "Martha Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence", he has appeared in some of the most acclaimed theatre, film and television productions.

"First I was seen as a brooding bloke on a horse, and then a baddie, and then a king." -Rufus Sewell

Rufus Sewell by pinkicedancer18 September 17, 2008

Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat 

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!

I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003

Rufus Maximus 

When a man fucks a woman who is doing a head-stand.

I turned that bitch upside down and gave her the Rufus Maximus.

Rufus Maximus by Tusitala August 17, 2009