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ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
ass-faced monkey raper by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
Related Words

Jack The Raper 

A man who goes from place to place raping unsuspecting and innocent people for his own sadistic and sexual pleasure. After the raping has taken place he kills his victims with a very sharp knife.
Jack The Raper: Serial Killer, Terrorist, Dentist, Troubled Youth, Former Rape Victim, Glenn Howerton

Laker Raper 

Kobe Bryant. he is the rapist on the LA Lakers
Laura: LOOK ITS LAKER RAPER!
Christine: EWWWW KOBE IS LOOKIN AT A WHITE GIRL!
Laker Raper by thats legit June 14, 2009

base raper 

One who kills enemy plane campers that dont spawn at the front lines in the game Battlefield 1942 and Desert Combat.

Esp. with a Helicopter or Tank
teamplayer: damn! I pwned taht plane camper! HAHaHAHA!!!!11!!!1

c4mpz0r: OMG TEH H4X!
base raper by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Raging ass raper in the shitter 

In World 2 of the game Inselkampf Axthrower is the raging ass raper in the shitter
Axthrower: Its raging ass raper in the shitter time
Indole: Its what?!
Axthrower: Rape Rape Rape

COW RAPER 

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle
HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!
COW RAPER by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003