angry orangutan 

a sexual position, derived from the missionary position, in which the man slaps around the breasts of the woman, much like an angry orangutan.

Nah it's just a date, nothin serious ... although I may give her an angry orangutan afterwards.

angry orangutan by fresnobdog February 21, 2007

Angry Orangutan 

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.

Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.

Angry Orangutan by santos kid August 26, 2019

the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.

"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."

the flying orangutan by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009

One-Eyed Orangutan 

The phrase "One-Eyed Orangutan " is Used to Describe some guy which is pretty much blind and is playing Sniper on a Common Game Also known as CS:GO, an Example of this being used is:

CS:GO Player : "ayo you one-eyed Orangutan Peak Middle, Skunk"

*"one-eyed Orangutan Peak's And Dies as usual

One-Eyed Orangutan by Orangutan Hater April 14, 2021

Spazticated orangutan 

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

Spazticated orangutan by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Obsidian Orangutan 

One of the many slurs for black people

Son, I dont care if you're gay i love you no matter what. As long as you ain't with one of them Dirt Demons, ooooh with one of them Coal Crickets I swear to got if I catch you with an Obsidian Orangutan I'm gonna-

Obsidian Orangutan by Someguy.JJ July 22, 2022

Quantum Orangutan

Slur. Used in the early 2000’s to describe chubby/overweight black people

“Someone tell this quantum orangutan to go to the gym please”

Quantum Orangutan by negrothehero April 30, 2023