spud missile 

A shot, issued from the right boot of Spud, that it more of a threat to the residents of the adjacent nursing home than to the goalkeeper. Usually accompanied by a guttoral roar.

Thump: Whizz.........
"Aaaaaarrrggghhhhhffuuuuccckkkwwwaaaannnnkkkk!!!!!"

spud missile by gh November 11, 2003

treat-seeking missile 

A dog or pet that will go to almost any length for a snack, reward, or goodie, often to comical effect.

"Look at that dog of yours! She's sniffing out every piece of that cookie you dropped!"

"Yep; she's a treat-seeking missile."

treat-seeking missile by The Urban Husky November 29, 2010

Scottish Missile 

shooting your load up into the air and then ducking under the slop so it lands on your back.

" I hope those cameras are on, 'cuz I'm about to Scottish Missile myself."

Scottish Missile by beeverman April 30, 2015

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile 

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile by norcojsin January 2, 2012

steely-eyed missile man 

A man's man. Especially a military man who is willing to place himself in harm's way for the good of his unit or its mission. Also, any man who weighs his own desires and aspirations against the needs and welfare of others less powerful than himself. Any male, protective provider capable of violence against those who would harm the weak, but not overly quick to "bring it."

Grandchild: "Why are Grandpa's hands so stiff and sore?"

Father: " 'Cuz he spent his life fighting in wars so you won't have to."

Grandpa: "Shut up, boy, you'll make him into a pussy."

Father: "Give me a break, Pop, I want him to be a steely-eyed missile man just like you."

steely-eyed missile man by Il Dost May 1, 2010

Subterranean Antimatter Missile Conveyor 

The SAMC-5215 is an underground antimatter-held facility used to fire antimatter missiles into space. This facility is located at least five hundred meters below ground and is very far away from civilization, this is used as a percaution because antimatter is very dangerous. The underground facility produces this antimatter to fire missiles at asteroids visible in the exosphere. When the AIR (AntImatteR) "Coercion" SAM Missiles are released, it will be navigated by a sattellite.

SAMC-5215 will possibly never be made. Antimatter is already to dangerous. So, why make it destroy the world internally?

Subterranean Antimatter Missile Conveyor by Wassup yall? August 24, 2004

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile 

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.

I guided my heat sinking moisture missile between her legs.

Heat Sinking Moisture Missile by Sylvan Said May 21, 2009