gradumate 

A practice often seen in private, religious colleges in which a female will come to a particular institute of higher learning, not to obtain a degree but to meet a husband ie to become a trophy wife

Tina: Hey, I haven't seen Becky and Blake around campus in awhile. They weren't supposed to graduate until December. Have you seen them?
Holly: No, didn't you hear? They gradumated.

gradumate by itsbaylorbitch March 13, 2008

Dick With a Graduation Hat 

A logical fallacy.

Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...

Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...

Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat

Bored Mom: With loser parents.

Dick With a Graduation Hat by Awesometoast April 7, 2010

graduate 

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

graduate by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

sixth grade graduation 

When someone of about 15-16 years of age uses his three inches of dissappointment to give an 11 year old the most uninteresting seven minutes of her life.

"dude nascar fucked an 11 year old"
"oh god dude he gave her a sixth grade graduation"
"nah dawg, she's skipped a few grades if you know what i mean"
"yeah and she's a mom too."

sixth grade graduation by koo koo kachoo motherfucker January 21, 2009

Greener graduate 

Person who graduated from Evergreen State College in Washington State and now works in fast food joints such as McDonalds or Burger King.

Greener graduates are more famous the farther from Washington State you go. In Washington they're just thought of as hippies.

Greener graduate by some guy elway in Olympia 664 June 28, 2007

graduation burgers

When someone graduates from school, and you take them out for celebratory hamburgers

Hey Rachel, congrats on your M.A.T. - wanna goto Red Robin on Wednesday and get Graduation Burgers?

graduation burgers by da hamburglar June 2, 2011

Graduation

Something that makes parents cry and make you dress fancy

-Why are you crying?
-I went to my sons graduation

Graduation by Punkydeer May 4, 2020