garage dick

A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.

Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.

garage dick by BIGG LOGG June 21, 2014

Garage is full 

When a girl is having her time of the month. It just sounds more pleasant than saying . Hey, I've got my period. Or the lame ass , aunt flo is here. And using the word car as another term for tampon is even better than saying tampon.

I can't believe my garage is full. Can you goto the store and get me some cars please?

Garage is full by Roxxknows June 10, 2016

Garage Dinner 

A garage dinner is when you cant be bothered cooking and just buy dinner from a garage as you are passing by, completely unhealthy and probably shortening your life span at the same time. The garage dinner is used more by single men who live on there own than any other demographic.

Whats for dinner tonight? Nothing exciting I will probably just have a garage dinner.

Garage Dinner by Hobbitses12 March 14, 2018

Garage Sale Whore 

When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal

Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!

Garage Sale Whore by hahasuka December 9, 2020

Garage dooring 

When you tape the bottom of an open beer can on the metal bar on the inside of your garage door, hit the button to open the door and stand under the can and drink the beer as it pours out.

Q: “Why are you covered in beer?” A: “We were just garage dooring and only half of the beer spilled on me!”

Garage dooring by MasterBates61704 January 30, 2022

Garage Dawg

White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.

Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.

Garage Dawg by Miklovelka May 16, 2023

garage sale 

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.

garage sale by Anonymous August 31, 2003